The Zoo, Part I

I love the zoo. I pretty much think it's the greatest place ever. Granted, I'd rather not have all those furry and feathered friends locked up, but for what it is, it's awesome. So, for my birthday, my boyfriend bought me a membership for a whole year! I can go to the zoo whenever I want, for free. Plus, I get discounts on crappy zoo stuff. I also get invited to special members-only zoo events. I now go to the zoo about once every two weeks. I am in love with a baby gorilla. And I am a philanthropist (all zoo membership fees are tax-deductible donations to benefit the little guys).