Ever been a renter?

Then this should speak to you:


toothpastefordinner.com

Heehee

Where Are The Dogs Humping.com

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So I was going to publish this hilarious comic, but the HTML doesn't work and cuts most of it off. But here's what it says:

After refusing to sign the Kyoto Protocol for almost a decade, on Monday George Bush announced an initiative to "get rid of 100% of U.S. greenhouses."

It's funnier as a comic, but I had to post it somehow.

The Zoo, Part II

So, as mentioned in the previous post, I am one proud zoo member. Which means I get invited to after-hours zoo events. Last Friday, they had a fundraiser for the zookeepers, called Comedy Night at the Zoo. Well, it turns out that at the zoo, when they say bar, they mean open bar. Free drinks. And hors d'oeuvres. And a silent auction. But mostly, free drinks. Alex took me, let me get tanked on pink wine, and bought me a picture of a duck. Then, it was time for the stand up comedy. Boy, was that stuff funny [after lots and lots of yummy pink wine]. Next year, I'm bidding on the picture by the two elephants and the rhino and the chance to meet Shawn the penguin back behind the scenes.