Late night television

It's not even that late, but sitting here in a hotel in Houston, I am SO amused by what's on the networks. Between crappy syndicated programming are the most awesome ads ever. For one, the Fancy Feast commercial mentioned below. Then, there was a commercial for the ASPCA, which is a great organization, but the commercial was simply stunning. The language about "vicious criminals" and how you can provide love and care with just some dollars per day really amuses me. If people who don't feed their pets are vicious criminals, what are rapists? Cuddly teddy bears? And how about that love and care? Couldn't you just actually adopt an animal and then be sure it's getting that TLC you're paying for?