What not to name your kids

I'm sitting at Starbucks, and I just overheard this girl say into her phone, "Hey Chrissy, it's Britney..." and I thought to myself: what cruel parents to name kids such things. On the upside, it did kind of make me feel better about NOT being named Chrissy. Or Britney. Or Vicki, or Missy, or just plain Tacky.