My favorite part...

...is when I walked into the men's room at the Hilton North Glendale this morning. With luggage. And almost had a heart attack. I thought to myself, ladies' rooms don't usually have urinals. OH, it's not a ladies' room. It's a men's room. Back out the door quickly. Very quickly. Oh good, no one around. Open the door to the ladies.' Jump about 6 feet in the air when there's a lady there. It's ok, she didn't see you come out the other one. You're in the right place now. So is she. Proceed.